|Me:||You know, I'm really high risk. I like video games, I'm overweight, I'm kind of weird. I'm literally one or two bad decisions away from being a neckbeard.|
|*picks up My Little Pony plushie off a shelf*|
|Her:||Put that down.|
|*snatches plushie out of my hands*|
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
♪♫ cats! what are they good for… RELATIVELY NOTHING ♫♪
Oh sweetie, you’re fine. We all have some hilariously fucked up and dark thoughts. The difference between the awesome people and the not as awesome...
I know right?
"Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter."